If you read around sites like The Hot Blog or Hollywood Elsewhere, you’re sure to have read some colorful commentary from “LexG.” And if you follow him on Twitter or catch his YouTube videos, you likely know it spills over. Some hate him. I love the guy.
So naturally, “Oscar Chat” caught my eye. I trust even the offended will at least get a chuckle or two. I laughed my ass off:
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Lex is extremely hit and miss, but that was hilarious.
“If you eat enough vag, you become a crow.”
I hate this because I see my future in him. I think I nearly peed myself at Danny Boyle looks like Bentley from the Jeffersons crossed with the Schick Razor guy. I hope he posts a lot more.
And why is he standing?
that was hilarious. Plz post whatever oscar videos this guy makes from now on. Thank you for sharing this,
Absolutely hilarious stuff. More power to his lonely elbow! Encore!
“And why is he standing?”
Stand-up comedy, obviously.
Very funny stuff.
No Lex experience is complete with him getting drunk first… but I digress.
This is the first time I’ve seen what the guy looks like and… Color me dissapointed. I was holding out some hope that he would be more tongue in chick and, I don’t know, ironic, inreal life. I now realize that you really get what you’ve got.
Does anybody remember a guy named Brian Atene? That’s who Lex reminds me of. At first it’s cute, in a condesending sort of way, then it gets old (sad?) fast. If you’ve ever been to college you’ve probably seen this sort of shtick before.
I guess bloggers must find this sort of fawning nonsense flattering. I can’t think of another reason why Poland tried giving this guy a column.
I laughed. I laughed at the brought-to-light absurdity of Oscar watching. But that’s what I do, haha. For as much as he makes it all seem lame and self-important, I was intermittently amused, for sure.
Poland gave thus guy a column? Wow. Lex is funny though, I’m not going to step on his moment in the sun.
Doesn’t Lex always talk about going bald all the time?
Looks like a healthy head of hair to me, unless it’s a rug.
Pete: You’re the wettest blanket of all time.
I would have never guessed that was Lex either. He makes himself sound like a Paul Giamatti-esque schlub from Storytelling.
Why? Is it because I rained on your parade? Or is it because I was your wet dream. Or worse?
In any case, I guess that makes you the driest pimple on the ass.
And I hope you like Kathy Griffin too. She made a career out of self-pittying jokes. Except this guy really means it. I am sorry if I am not impressed. I understand that this is a personal matter for you.
But, please, do change those blankets!
P.S. Danger: you might appear as hipocrite. *Think* before you respond.
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I mean I can’t possibly be the only one who met guys like Lex in college, right? It can’t possible be just a midwest thing.
Whatever you were doing in college, Pete, it certainly wasn’t learning to spell, unless, of course, that’s a midwestern thing.
It’s not personal, though it suddenly is for you, Pete. (By the way, if you can’t spot performance art when you see it…)
“Danny Boyle is a genius, Tony Scott is…. Tony Scott”
Lex G is awesome.
He’s a brunette! I pictured blue eyes and blond. He’s such a Goddamn jerk.
His description about Black Swan should be the quote used as the synopsis on every poster for this film. “Watch as Natalie Portman eats Mila Kunis’ vag and becomes….a CROW!” LOL, he is much funnier when seeing him on video than he is in some of his more out there rants on message boards. Good for him for putting himself out there like that.
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This is the first time I’ve even heard of this guy, let alone listen to him.
I think his stuff could get old fast, but I laughed quite a few times at this. The Boyle and MIA joke had me really chuckling.
The Black Swan stuff was really funny.
But I have to agree that’s not what I thought he would look like.
He looks like a fat John Cusack.
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LexG is a fucking cunt and he should go (back?) to selling fucking tires.