The Liberal Party of Canada is choosing its new leader this weekend. So hope for the best, everyone. The Liberals are in power in Canada about 75% of the time (every one of their leaders since the 1880s has become Prince Minister) so they need to choose someone who can be a good Prime Minister and also knock out this current Conservative government.

Yet one of the principal four candidates to win this job is named, wait for it, "Gerard Kennedy". I hope he doesn't win; I might have to start using my middle initial all the time (and he's not the best candidate anyway).